A fellow was talking at the bar in a pub in Virginia, County Cavan: “I don’t know where all this fuss about smoking is coming from. I’ve been smoking for forty years and there’s nothing wrong with my lung.”Sign seen on a Connemara pub:“Good cleanMoreA fellow was talking at the bar in a pub in Virginia, County Cavan: “I don’t know where all this fuss about smoking is coming from.
I’ve been smoking for forty years and there’s nothing wrong with my lung.”Sign seen on a Connemara pub:“Good clean entertainment in this pub everynight except Tuesday.”Two aul wans talking in a pub in Donegal. First aul wan:“How is your son gettin’ on in the army?” Second aul wan: “He’s gettin’ on terrific. Only two years in uniform and they’ve already made him a court marshal.”A fellow working in the post office in Carrick-on-Shannon had the job of sorting the holiday postcards. One card he picked up read: “Having a lovely time in the west of Ireland. Wish you were here.
Love, Kay & Tommy.” Under the name of the people for whom the card was intended was written “Have forgotten your address.”